Stripped Screw Burlesque presents: The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever
Sat, Dec 9 / Two Shows: 7pm and 10pm
Stripped Screw Burlesque presents The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever!!
Your favorite holiday misfits are back again as Stripped Screw takes on the true meaning of Christmas in this throwback to your childhood Christmas pageants. When the Screws show up at the Burlesque Pageant auditions due to an innocent mistake, everyone is horrified. Why? Because they're horrible; raunchy, gaudy, pushy and each one deliriously delights in being the terrors of the neighborhood. In the blink of a rhinestoned eyelash, The Screws find themselves, much to the shock and bewilderment of everyone (especially Miss Kitty Baby's very special students) starring in Miss Kitty Baby's annual pageant!
Starring Stripped Screw Burlesque: Kutie LaBootie, Stella D'Letto, Seraphina Fiero & Violet Tendencies
With Special Guests: J. Von Stratton, Juniper Jin and Lady Drew Blood
Entre Artists: Al Lykya & Redd Kryptonite
And Miss Kitty Baby as Herself!
Fri, Dec 1 and Fri, Dec 8: Doors at 8 PM/Show at 9 PM
Sat, Dec 2: Doors at 6PM/Show at 7 PM
Sat, Dec 9: Doors at 6PM/Show at 7 PM and Doors at 9.30 PM/Show at 10 PM
$150 VIP tables (seats 4 people with goodie bag)
Special Ticket Price for BHOF Members: $18 presale only, please email firstname.lastname@example.org
Win tickets to Stripped Screw Presents: Disney After Dark 2018 while supporting Mary's Place and taking in some great holiday (un)dressing at The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever!
Bring a donation for Mary's Place, an emergency family shelter in Seattle, to The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever at Columbia City Theater Dec 1, 2, 8 or 9 and be entered to win 2 tickets to Stripped Screw Burlesque presents Disney After Dark. Take your donation to the merch table and fill in the slip with your name and email - one slip per donated item, winner will be drawn on December 10th and notified by email.